A.D.D./ 3 for 1/ The Death of Mr. Chew

While still reeling over the fact that i stepped in a HUGE PILE OF MYSTERY SHIT last night and got it all over my sneakers and had to clean it off with scalding hot water (have you ever smelled hot shit before... not a pleasant smell), clorox, and body wash. I now literally want to burn everything i own and i attempted to wipe myself off with clorox last night as well as every surface i touched.... Crazy???? WELL next time u step in shit and have to clean it off of your sneakers you tell me how you handled things.

Now i live with and come to a simple conclusion... I.

am a spazz... well not such a spazz moreover-so a nervous wreck.
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But on a LIGHTER NOTE. there's this kid sitting across from me right now... Little does he know that i will eventually murder him...

You see this kid is a dick-face he's probably completely aware of this... So yesterday while i was having a meeting in my sororities meeting room, this guy....Lucas Chu .... Or Chew... however the fuck you want to spell it, was location scouting for a project that he was looking to shoot.

This absent minded Genius comes to my room...sees me... he knows me... I HAD CLASS WITH HIM about 2 hours ago that same day...Looks in the room...like we're suppose to get out??? The nerve of this cunt stick WE'VE HAD THAT ROOM FOR 17 YEARS!.

So upon realizing that he couldnt get this room him and his group walks away...

okay cool...

Then he Gave us the finger...

-_- are u fucking serious?!

Oooh it gets better THE STUPID BITCH GAVE US THE FINGER AND MY ROOM HAS GLASS WALLS!!!! ITS NOT LIKE I CAN'T FUCKING SEE HIM! I CAN CLEARLY SEE HIM GIVING US THE FINGER.

IF YOUR GONNA GIVE SOMEONE THE FINGER WHILE WALKING AWAY AT LEAST MAKE SURE THE PERSON CANT FUCKING SEE U... SHIT IF YOU WANT THEM TO SEE YOU STAY AT THE GLASS WALL...AND GIVE THEM THE FINGER.

So Lucas Chew... Fuck Yew...

Ur on my List.

Ode To hipsters.

I fucking hate hipsters.... subculture of non hipstery looking people dressing like hipsters with the common goal of being hip.

I STRONGLY dislike: Spending $250.00 at urban outfitters to look like you dug around in your moms wardrobe, or a thrifty fucking thrift store... Like i mean come on man! $98.00 for a polka dot leotard? really?!

Aannndd spending money like crazy at american apparel... $21.00 for a plain white tee that i can get at some other popular store for $4.50? Yea i understand no sweatshops made with american pride in california... Bunch of mexicans live in california right? Exactly!!! Same difference you're not fooling anyone but the hipsters that buy your plain shit AMERICAN APPAREL.

Or Guys with ball crunchingly painful looking tight ass skinny jeans... I understand you wanna show off the ass you dont have.... all is good and well but shit.


And the not bathing thing/having presentable hair thing ... If you're going to spend $250.00 at some ridiculous ass store, you should at least smell/look like $75.00. I make no priomises cuz i can look as shitty as i want... I dont spend over 100.00 on clothes. So suck on it.

AND THE MUSIC: SO ive heard animal collective...

Verdict: they suck ass.... what the fuck is that shit? Do hipsters do a shit load of drugs? because that is the only way i can imagine anyone liking the heap of shit that is animal collective, i'll admit... Tikwid.. Great Song, everything else, no audible rhythm form grating music that never ends and when it ends ends abruptly... Its like the equivalent of a homeless guy shoving you in the street then disappearing right infront of your face in an i dream of jeanie kind of way... It seriously makes you go what the fuck!?... CRAP. Unless your fucked up one some illegal
substance, sorry boo.


shit shit shit shit shit FUCKING SHIT!!!!! (and you know it.)


But all hipster music is created equal.... abstract abstract abstract and DOES NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE, just like their financial spending choices on clothing. Music that is only audible through being in the zone...

by in the zone i mean on the zone...

and by on the zone i mean...

on drugs.

Last but not least is their Denial.... Omg. Call a hipster a hipster and they will fucking gut you...

Like seriously. Murder your ass.

I dont understand... If you look like a hipster (Which will run you $250.00)
Smell like a hipster (which will run you... nothing but your not gonna be bathing for the next 2 days)
And listen to Shitty Animal Collective.... I mean Music Like a Hpister...

The you are in fact a hipster.... Dont argue it... fight it... Just embrace it.

You suck.


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