sorry ari,
williamsburg is not brooklyn.
it MIGHT be brooklyns cousin in-law
or Brooklyn's distant cousin...
but more than likely it is Manhattans hipster daughter.
respectively the L ang G goes there.... the G being the most useless train in the MTA System and the L... why do u have to go into Manhattan from Brooklyn to catch a train that goes right back into Brooklyn -.- wtf.
We all know thats where all the Hipsters... or as i like to call them demi-permanent tourist, come to live when they want to seem cultured to their friends back in San Fran or wherever the hell they're from when they say 'yea i live in brooklyn' and they listen to their abstract hip hop subwoofer under ground shit and think they know something about where they live....
-_- no u don't. so chill.... seriously
you love New york?
I Love new york
Go love you're own frickin hometown Williamsburgers.
Im from Flatbush... im from Brooklyn. I have more respect for the demi permanent tourist who live in parkslope/prospect park than stupid williamsburg. they like negroes...so we like them.
so for the last time.... williamsburg... noooot brooklyn.
(none of this applies to Ari B. cuz i love her life)
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Rx
Just slap a disclaimer on me... cuz i think im beginning t qualify for one
Instead of 'goals' i call new pursuits search and destroy... cuz thats exactly what i intend on doing... well not intentionally.
dear user,
please exercise caution while attempting to use this 'product' be advised that you may
get a giant headache, be physically harmed, become really confused, get kicked numerous places... numerous amounts of times, get screamed on, get emotionally hurt, become apologetic, become attached (no bueno), and still be confused, when i start to ignore you you're gonna be think im a bitch... but when i start to ignore you...
I wont care -.-
no one said i was a nice person... cuz im not.
(at least to people i dont like...especially to people i really dont like... openly to people i kinda dont like)
im a snarky asshole
real snarky
I equally insult everyone... except for fat people... cuz i feel bad insulting them being small and all i think they're about to start planning my bitter demise.
when it comes to tellin the truth i always tell you... but i have terrible time so while trying to help you i might hurt you. womp... but i expect the same thing in return... llike i always say 'im a big girl i can handle it'
I no longer believe in strong emotions... to me emotions are like landmines... any emotion especially good ones... its all smooth sailing until ur leg gets blown off and ur walking around like peg legged petey and everyone is all like...wtf happened to you ?
This is good for me... bad for the rest of mankind... im gunna just do me, which is like a cardinal sin? lol... karma... i guess ill still live by it or try to but i refuse to be in that place again where i'm more than expected to cry at least once for the whole day. Search and destroy... Is my motivation for operation
Locate Target-->Lock on target---> blow that motha up...mission accomplished. NEXT
coppin Jay-Z: if your having guy problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but niggaz aint one =) - try me... cant fuck with people no more man...theyre distracting me from creating the big picture.
side effects may include nausea fatigue empty stomach, a broken nose, crushed ego, hurt feelings... im sorry. -_- not really
im kinda sensitive. i am... but was jesus sensitive? was Ghandi sensitive? ... they may have been-__- bad examples...
OOH I GOT ONE
malcolm X. Sensitive... hells no. he had guns and shit, yea back in his hey day he wore zoot suites and jumped and jived like a fairy but when it was time ti gets down with the get down... he got down. but then he inspired a whole bunch of people who were from america who wanted to rename themselves mutmbe and zanzibar and all that crap in the late 70's to early 1990's and shit was not cool
but by any means necessary that was malcolm x for ya.
wtf am i talking about... i think i just managed to confuse myself into going off tangent and prematurely ending this blog.
side effects of being me... talking too much about nothing,
Instead of 'goals' i call new pursuits search and destroy... cuz thats exactly what i intend on doing... well not intentionally.
dear user,
please exercise caution while attempting to use this 'product' be advised that you may
get a giant headache, be physically harmed, become really confused, get kicked numerous places... numerous amounts of times, get screamed on, get emotionally hurt, become apologetic, become attached (no bueno), and still be confused, when i start to ignore you you're gonna be think im a bitch... but when i start to ignore you...
I wont care -.-
no one said i was a nice person... cuz im not.
(at least to people i dont like...especially to people i really dont like... openly to people i kinda dont like)
im a snarky asshole
real snarky
I equally insult everyone... except for fat people... cuz i feel bad insulting them being small and all i think they're about to start planning my bitter demise.
when it comes to tellin the truth i always tell you... but i have terrible time so while trying to help you i might hurt you. womp... but i expect the same thing in return... llike i always say 'im a big girl i can handle it'
I no longer believe in strong emotions... to me emotions are like landmines... any emotion especially good ones... its all smooth sailing until ur leg gets blown off and ur walking around like peg legged petey and everyone is all like...wtf happened to you ?
This is good for me... bad for the rest of mankind... im gunna just do me, which is like a cardinal sin? lol... karma... i guess ill still live by it or try to but i refuse to be in that place again where i'm more than expected to cry at least once for the whole day. Search and destroy... Is my motivation for operation
Locate Target-->Lock on target---> blow that motha up...mission accomplished. NEXT
coppin Jay-Z: if your having guy problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but niggaz aint one =) - try me... cant fuck with people no more man...theyre distracting me from creating the big picture.
side effects may include nausea fatigue empty stomach, a broken nose, crushed ego, hurt feelings... im sorry. -_- not really
im kinda sensitive. i am... but was jesus sensitive? was Ghandi sensitive? ... they may have been-__- bad examples...
OOH I GOT ONE
malcolm X. Sensitive... hells no. he had guns and shit, yea back in his hey day he wore zoot suites and jumped and jived like a fairy but when it was time ti gets down with the get down... he got down. but then he inspired a whole bunch of people who were from america who wanted to rename themselves mutmbe and zanzibar and all that crap in the late 70's to early 1990's and shit was not cool
but by any means necessary that was malcolm x for ya.
wtf am i talking about... i think i just managed to confuse myself into going off tangent and prematurely ending this blog.
side effects of being me... talking too much about nothing,
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
He's Just Not That into You
the sub-titile to this is.... "and even if he was he's semi-retarded if not completely brain dead and completely not worth your time" this is for my favorite kind of girl in the world....
the stupid girl.
but every girl is an island... of stupid.
no one girl can be set aside as the stupid bitch cuz truthfully speaking at one point or another it happens to the best of us, the difference between a stupid girl and a REALLY stupid girl is that the stupid girl goes "hey im being stupid, that's not cool" while the REALLY stupid girl goes 'meh' and her brain continues to deteriorate faster than watching all 3 seasons of flavor of love in one sitting (that's alot of deterioration).
Ive seen the pillar and most potent non diluted form of stupidity...and douchebaggery yes its a word now here are some brief pointers.
If he Lies to you.
Cheats on you...once or multiple times
Tries to stick you on other people
Give you the i'm not ready for a relationship' shazzam
only expresses minor emotion towards you when his breath is coated in his favorite alcoholic beverage. i.e. bacardi, or vodka.
Ignores you
Make it so easy to let you go
Comes back to you and it feels like he only wants poon
tells his friends your a crazy bitch
vomits on your shoes and doesnt even say 'my bad'
openly flirts with other girls in front of you regardless of your feelings
dates a guy
Hits you -__-
then hes that entire title+subtitle and plusss a lousy piece of shit
and if you go back to these masters of douchebaggery you my friend fall into the subcategory of stupid, the VERY stupid. The girls who continuously get fucked in the ass by some foreign thing and their like 'why does this happen to me'? trying to play the victim...
heres why it happened.
cuz your stupid...
and if you are a victim...your a victim of your own stupidity. so that's ur fault kiddo.
females got through the suffrage movement, childbirth, living in a world where we still have to fight for people not to look at us as the weaker gender though by physical design we are, AND ancient Egypt... yea Egypt was effing intense.
your gonna let a little penis fuck up thousands of years of progress????
are you retarded?
get a fucking back bone.
stop being such a vagina.... you have one doesn't mean you have to be one.
fuck your feelings who gives a shit. No one. well they might but that's besides the point.
emotions dont do anything, they just complicate things...crying doesn't make you feel better... how does congestion, runny mascara, eyeliner, rudolph nose, and anxiety make you feel better.
whoever said that needs to be shanked in their life...repeatedly.
if he's semi-retarded if not completely brain dead and completely not worth your time... then run. like the wind, like a ninja in the darkness... (ninja assassin reference)
who wants to be with a brain dead mother fucker any ways?
they have problems controlling their saliva output.
so theyll drool all over your feet and wont even say ''my bad''
the stupid girl.
but every girl is an island... of stupid.
no one girl can be set aside as the stupid bitch cuz truthfully speaking at one point or another it happens to the best of us, the difference between a stupid girl and a REALLY stupid girl is that the stupid girl goes "hey im being stupid, that's not cool" while the REALLY stupid girl goes 'meh' and her brain continues to deteriorate faster than watching all 3 seasons of flavor of love in one sitting (that's alot of deterioration).
Ive seen the pillar and most potent non diluted form of stupidity...and douchebaggery yes its a word now here are some brief pointers.
If he Lies to you.
Cheats on you...once or multiple times
Tries to stick you on other people
Give you the i'm not ready for a relationship' shazzam
only expresses minor emotion towards you when his breath is coated in his favorite alcoholic beverage. i.e. bacardi, or vodka.
Ignores you
Make it so easy to let you go
Comes back to you and it feels like he only wants poon
tells his friends your a crazy bitch
vomits on your shoes and doesnt even say 'my bad'
openly flirts with other girls in front of you regardless of your feelings
dates a guy
Hits you -__-
then hes that entire title+subtitle and plusss a lousy piece of shit
and if you go back to these masters of douchebaggery you my friend fall into the subcategory of stupid, the VERY stupid. The girls who continuously get fucked in the ass by some foreign thing and their like 'why does this happen to me'? trying to play the victim...
heres why it happened.
cuz your stupid...
and if you are a victim...your a victim of your own stupidity. so that's ur fault kiddo.
females got through the suffrage movement, childbirth, living in a world where we still have to fight for people not to look at us as the weaker gender though by physical design we are, AND ancient Egypt... yea Egypt was effing intense.
your gonna let a little penis fuck up thousands of years of progress????
are you retarded?
get a fucking back bone.
stop being such a vagina.... you have one doesn't mean you have to be one.
fuck your feelings who gives a shit. No one. well they might but that's besides the point.
emotions dont do anything, they just complicate things...crying doesn't make you feel better... how does congestion, runny mascara, eyeliner, rudolph nose, and anxiety make you feel better.
whoever said that needs to be shanked in their life...repeatedly.
if he's semi-retarded if not completely brain dead and completely not worth your time... then run. like the wind, like a ninja in the darkness... (ninja assassin reference)
who wants to be with a brain dead mother fucker any ways?
they have problems controlling their saliva output.
so theyll drool all over your feet and wont even say ''my bad''
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