He's Just Not That into You

the sub-titile to this is.... "and even if he was he's semi-retarded if not completely brain dead and completely not worth your time" this is for my favorite kind of girl in the world....

the stupid girl.

but every girl is an island... of stupid.

no one girl can be set aside as the stupid bitch cuz truthfully speaking at one point or another it happens to the best of us, the difference between a stupid girl and a REALLY stupid girl is that the stupid girl goes "hey im being stupid, that's not cool" while the REALLY stupid girl goes 'meh' and her brain continues to deteriorate faster than watching all 3 seasons of flavor of love in one sitting (that's alot of deterioration).

Ive seen the pillar and most potent non diluted form of stupidity...and douchebaggery yes its a word now here are some brief pointers.

If he Lies to you.

Cheats on you...once or multiple times

Tries to stick you on other people

Give you the i'm not ready for a relationship' shazzam

only expresses minor emotion towards you when his breath is coated in his favorite alcoholic beverage. i.e. bacardi, or vodka.

Ignores you

Make it so easy to let you go

Comes back to you and it feels like he only wants poon

tells his friends your a crazy bitch

vomits on your shoes and doesnt even say 'my bad'

openly flirts with other girls in front of you regardless of your feelings

dates a guy

Hits you -__-

then hes that entire title+subtitle and plusss a lousy piece of shit

and if you go back to these masters of douchebaggery you my friend fall into the subcategory of stupid, the VERY stupid. The girls who continuously get fucked in the ass by some foreign thing and their like 'why does this happen to me'? trying to play the victim...

heres why it happened.

cuz your stupid...

and if you are a victim...your a victim of your own stupidity. so that's ur fault kiddo.

females got through the suffrage movement, childbirth, living in a world where we still have to fight for people not to look at us as the weaker gender though by physical design we are, AND ancient Egypt... yea Egypt was effing intense.

your gonna let a little penis fuck up thousands of years of progress????
are you retarded?

get a fucking back bone.
stop being such a vagina.... you have one doesn't mean you have to be one.

fuck your feelings who gives a shit. No one. well they might but that's besides the point.

emotions dont do anything, they just complicate things...crying doesn't make you feel better... how does congestion, runny mascara, eyeliner, rudolph nose, and anxiety make you feel better.

whoever said that needs to be shanked in their life...repeatedly.

if he's semi-retarded if not completely brain dead and completely not worth your time... then run. like the wind, like a ninja in the darkness... (ninja assassin reference)

who wants to be with a brain dead mother fucker any ways?
they have problems controlling their saliva output.

so theyll drool all over your feet and wont even say ''my bad''